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Maria Schneider A native of Windom, Minnesota, and a graduate of the University of Minnesota, this incredible woman continues to almost single-handedly rewrite the direction of composition for jazz ensemble year after year, and 2008 was no different. Schneider released her latest album entitled “Sky Blue” to much critical acclaim and a brought home another […]
I don’t know who makes these decisions, but a quick ride in Bill and Ted’s excellent phone booth might introduce that cheeseburger to an ACTUAL time when a significant population of the American people ACTUALLY wore these things. They were called slaves. Of course, any idiot could tell you when a plane has only one […]
Everyone knows the only thing you need to make any dish better is cheese, but how do you improve the experience of the chess-esque strategy genre? Cheese packs on the pounds and greases the pieces to the point of unsafe for handling. The answer? Lasers. Obviously.
It should be known that I dig most board games and it should also be known that John hates them, almost as much as I hate his girly comic books. Unfortunately, this leaves us at an impasse. But being the benevolent and inclusive soul that I am (what a guy!), I have scoured the earth […]
Save the world from the treacherous Bucket Man and Bimborella! Repel the notorious Literary Lass back to the evil lair from whence she came. While it can be a full morning’s work, crime-fighting isn’t all ZOP!, POW!, and BANG! Boots that Shoot, Body of Real Hard Stuff, and Sidekick: Monkey with Costume Like Yours are just a few […]
Well… yeah. It’s exactly what it looks like: a card game about pimps and ho’s. And just in time for the weekend! It’s filthy, degrading, immoral, disgusting, repulsive, explicit, stereotypical, insulting, abhorrent, and a “Premium Quality Card Game.” I know because it says so right on the box. And I love it.
I do not believe in romantic fantasies. Things like fate, soul mates, and the American Dream are as real as the Jackalope and O.J.’s remorse. But occasionally I find sanctuary in the words of another. This time it is the wisdom of that wise, old sage, Jerry Maguire, as he speaks to his estranged wife. […]
In this blessed time of political convention hysteria and jockeying by the presidential nominees, there are so many things to be thankful for…. not the least of which may be slanderous hypocrisy, name-calling, poor timing, beauty pageants, and strippers. Shameless and adolescent love-for-country, notwithstanding, there are a precious few intellectually intriguing products that ought to be […]