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When you follow cool people, brilliant unintentional collaborations happen. We have enough to shoot a new television episode and make $thousands; hundreds of $thousands. This is a twitter happenings from the Tuesday before thanksgiving. We are gifted writers.
@SimpleNate Ugh. Sick AGAIN for the last 24 hours. Why do I get sick when I’m trying to make healthier decisions in my life? Where’s Dr. House?
@DJIncompetent It must be Sarcoidosis. And Lupus. Sarcoidlupus!
@phneri It’s never Lupus!
@skreesha wow, it’s like I just started watching House again
@DJIncompetent Patient contact! Everybody lies! Onoz my leg! Vicodin-nomomom! I’m a goddamn genius! Idiot!
@SimpleNate It’s not Lupus. CT his liver, run a LP and biopsy his brain.
@phneri I found the solution! It’s fungus! Super cancer deathassfungus! Angry rant at Wilson and surgery scene!
@SimpleNate Wait, if you treat that fungus, it’ll kill him. First we need to make him worse.
@skreesha Force him to run on a treadmill until he collapses
@DJIncompetent Wilson! You weren’t there last night! You were seeing a girl you should break up with cuz I haxorz your email!
@DJIncompetent Freeze! Extreme face closeup! OMFG Epiphany! Dramatically walk out of the room mid conversation! next scene!
@SimpleNate It’s not the cancer that was making him sick. the patient is ALLERGIC to cancer!
@skreesha The cancer cells are allergic to copper!
@SimpleNate The patient, in the head, with a copper bullet.
@DJIncompetent House! Patient won’t accept treatment for copper-cancer-double-allergy because his son will die of his karma-religion
@SimpleNate You’re an idiot. Get Cuddy to reluctantly accept my bullet treatment and make a joke about anal sex.
@DJIncompetent Before that Cuddy will have to sign off on my fake test and waive 8 hours of clinic duty. Bump into her boobs!
@SimpleNate Patient had rabies. Let’s wrap this up so I can play piano, drink whiskey and stare off into space.
@DJIncompetent Cue montage with sad licensed song and show House at the only time he’s ever laughing but it’s inaudible.
@phneri Close out with final WTF drama scene of Wilson working on his hidden meth lab. Losing first tooth.