bat1 Ok, I want one. I want one RIGHT EFFING NOW!  I don’t care if have to sell my house and all of my worldly possessions, I want a Batmobile!  In all seriousness folks, for those who have $150,000 just burning a hole in your pocket, you too can own a 1960s style batmobile.  These units are custom made, officially licensed by DC (so you know they are good quality) and come fully equipped with:

  • Working flamthrower exhaust (F YEAH)
  • DVD player with in-dash LCD screen
  • Car sports Radir wheels with accurately shaped bat spinners
  • Brand new GM 350 crate engine
  • Awesome chrome-painted seat buckets
  • Red Bat emergency beacon light (in case their is a crime to get to)
  • Batbeam antenna grid
  • Bat-Radar
  • Actuator switches for raining and lowering the hood and trunk
  • Kick ass high end stereo to rock out the Batman theme

Batman and Robin costumes NOT included…

Order yours today here.

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8 Responses to Toys for BIG Boys

  1. tokengirlstfu says:

    I WANT ONE!!!!!

  2. Ryker XL says:

    Well I was gonna save my Robin costume for Moe, but it might look better on you Token Girl

  3. tribrix says:

    I spent some time on the website and this thing is da Bomb. They got the styling so right, and I love the modern features like the kickin’ sound system. The headlights look really cool too. However, does anyone else have a problem with the fact that their putting a GM motor in a car designed by Ford?

  4. Ryker XL says:

    Nope! Cuz that’s wha Bruce Wayne woulda done!

  5. Tex says:

    Radirs are fing awesome. The GM motor doesn’t bother me in this like it does in a duece hi boy…and flame throwers = instant awesome. Tailgaters get fucked! Not that I’d ever use them. I may have. But on a tree. So that’s different.

  6. fluffy_nuts says:

    i want this so badly, maybe if i don’t spend any money for 3 years I could get this and be a real superhero

  7. tokengirlstfu says:

    you already are, fluffy, you already are

  8. tribrix says:

    their = they’re

    I’ll pay the fine to the grammar police too, I’ve committed one of my own pet peeves.

    Ditto what tokengirl said fluffy.

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