Here she is, folks. My second child Right now she reminds me of a cross between what my first child looked like as a newborn and a 100 year old Japanese Ninja Master.

Thanks for humoring a proud father.

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27 Responses to Rio Lauren Hilden

  1. QuVat says:

    Holy Crap!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!

  2. KoFFer says:

    YEAH CONGRATULATIONS^^ And she really looks like a ninja master =D

  3. Making your daughters ninja masters would help out in keeping filthy pigs away from them.

  4. Capn Rawkenschpiel says:

    Congrats Hilden! Now all you have to do is teach her to dance in sand and her destiny will be complete.

  5. Wondrb0y says:

    Congrats Hilden, She is really cute. Keep up the good work on the show by far one of my favorite podcasts that get me through the week! =)

  6. Zinswin says:

    Congrats to the Hilden family!

  7. Torgo says:

    Did you snatch the pebble from her hand yet?

    Congrats to the Hilden’s!!!!!!

  8. Brian Pederson says:

    Congratulations man. Remember: one kid is hard work, two kids is three times the work of one kid and three or more kids and the first two start doing some of the work.

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  10. Lee Peterson says:

    congrats and best wishes to you and your family.

    Great hat BTW

  11. deadward says:

    Dare I say “Precious”?

  12. CanadianJon says:

    Congrats man, now all that ninja master needs is a katana and some shuriken… op GO!

  13. D.J.I. says:

    Good job, sir. You have been humored. I think your kid could be casted in one of Katsuhiro Ôtomo’s upcoming live movie adaptations. I foresee this joke sailing over some mountains and landing in a nearby lake.

  14. Santa Faust says:

    Congratulations, Hilden. We’ll all pray she got her mother’s liver…

  15. Teck says:

    As long as you don’t name your first boy Zune, you’ll still be alright in my book!


    /hugs and kisses.

  16. Wolf-Bot says:

    Congratulations. So your army of ninja children is starting to grow.

    Unlike D.J.I I dont think she would be in a Katsuhiro Ôtomo movie she is too cute.

  17. ilduce620 says:

    Excellent! Congratulations!

  18. Mitch says:

    Congratulations you guys!

  19. Destrin says:

    Awesome congrats dude, I’m thinking more Yoda than ninja master though…

  20. damo says:

    Congratulations man! A toast to Hilden!!

  21. Lard says:

    Congratulations! 😀

    Now you just get to wait for the boys to line up to start dating her.

  22. Q says:

    Congrats! Strangely I’m writing this from a chair next to my wife who is having contractions in the hospital bed. Must be the water…

  23. Ryker XL says:

    Congrats Hildne, and you two Q! I miss those days, so cherish them for me will ya!

  24. Trickman Terry says:

    Congratulations to the Hildens!!

  25. Hilden says:

    Thanks for all the congratulations, everyone! It means a lot to my wife and I.

  26. Gruel says:

    Belated Congrat0rz Hilden family!

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